No Right Turn on Red

One day this summer I went into Don's Mart, just down the street from my apartment. He has orange tables and plastic chairs set up there where people sit and drink convenience store coffee and play Keno. These locally owned stores are worn and grimy and friendly. As I got out of the car a man opened the back of his minivan and started screaming at his kids, who were climbing over the seats. "Get the F--- down. F---ING get the F--- down, NOW." All I could see were their little silhouettes tumbling around inside.

While he screamed the man who owns the laundromat next door leaned against the window and blithely clipped his fingernails, the ice cream truck pulled by playing "La Cucaracha," I stood very still beside my car holding my breath, a boy rode by on his bike with a toddler on the handlebars.

Across the street a cop had pulled someone over; they sit in the parking lot at the Brotherhood of Electrical Workers on the corner -- the Brothers are rarely there -- and wait for people to turn right on red at the "no right on red" sign.

I shuffled inside, a bit dazed, still, from the scene in the parking lot. The man behind the counter -- Don, I imagine -- said to the young guys ahead of me in line, indicating the cop with his chin, "handcuff him, throw him in the river, heh heh heh." They ducked their heads and laughed, because that was what he was suggesting they do, then left swinging their respective two-liters of Mountain Dew. To me, in a different tone, he confided, "He probably doesn't have a license. He'll have him in cuffs in a minute." He said it reassuringly. He seemed to be looking forward to the spectacle, though he said it happens over and over, all day. They drive without licenses, get stopped for traffic violations, caught, cuffed, spirited away.

Turning right on red is irresistible. Transgression, and all that it sets in motion, is inevitable. Whatever you do, don't turn right on red, don't open that door, don't climb over the seats.

Forest Park in Springfield

I bring the dog there just about every morning before work. I park in an informal dirt parking area on the Longmeadow side, and we walk down a paved hill into the park, where we circle a series of ponds with trails around their peripheries. There's a short boardwalk below which dozens -- hundreds? -- of Mallard ducks eat their weight in stale Wonder bread, or so it seems. On the other side of the road from the boardwalk are the snow geese, who also demand a share of bread with an air of righteousness and entitlement. There's a resident Great Blue Heron, a kingfisher, a muskrat, snapping turtles, and -- I've heard -- coyotes. Also, of course, people -- power walking, biking, skateboarding, exercising their dogs, keeping the ducks and geese in complex carbohydrates. Each of us comes to the park with a trajectory in mind -- a loop, with the car as both Point A and Point B -- and we follow it as conscientiously as if laying fence, then spin off into other orbits.

Except for the tall, thin, haunted man I see in the mornings, now, who parks his Volvo and circles the lily ponds, delicately, tentatively, like a marionette, leaving small circles of bread crumbs at intervals on the pavement.

Mothers

The morning of Father's Day I went into the Racing Mart down the street to pay for a tank of gas. Inside it was cramped and bustling and grimy and festive. The three men behind the counter were laughing and joking with each other and several customers shuffled idly around drinking coffee and filling out lottery tickets. As he was running my card through someone wished all three of them a happy father's day, and there was a moment of happy commotion as they returned his wish and thanked him. I thought I should say something, myself, and be a part of the Racing Mart Father's Day scene. What I managed, somewhat awkwardly, was, "So, are you all fathers?" They nodded together. "And are you a mother?" asked the one waiting on me as he handed me my receipt. "No," I said. "Why not?" he demanded.

The question itself didn't bother me, particularly. I didn't feel angry or judged or defensive. Just perplexed.

I didn't answer. I don't have an answer. It's like asking me why I wasn't born in February, or why I'm not Norwegian.

I haven't been back to the Racing Mart since.